im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Of course I have a pirate flag
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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