I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I have tasted many bathrooms
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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