did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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