We got so high we made milksteak
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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