therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
it's like heaven, but drunker
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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