Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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