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I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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