How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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