i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
third nipple confirmed
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