brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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