Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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