My brain says no but my pants say off.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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