The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
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