I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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