btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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