He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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