party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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