You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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