morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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