is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
