I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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