Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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