would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
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