Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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