Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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