yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Someone stole a lamp last night.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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