I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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