when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
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