People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Please, let me fuck your mom
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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