Have you finally orgasmed yet?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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