Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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