is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
tell me about the eggs
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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