D3 body, D1 cock
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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