you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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