I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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