he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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