He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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