I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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