forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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