I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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