I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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