thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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