he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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