My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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