it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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