Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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