Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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