Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
