Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
