i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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