whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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